St Crispin’s Day

Just to balance the post I put a few days ago. 

Here is one of the better bits from Al Murray “The Pub Landlord”

Not PC, but hugely amusing!

BBC NEWS | Education | Three Little Pigs ‘too offensive’

I actually think this article may be a spoof, ‘cos it’s just too ridiculous to be real.

Say it ain’t so BECTA.

Hat tip to Kristee for this.

I just had to put this little gem into the blog it made me laugh out loud, and some of the sentiments rang very true.  The comment about making me read childrens books is true for few of us I suspect.  NIcely done to the Plain White T’s song Hey there Delilah.

BBC NEWS | England | Nottinghamshire | School pupil is sent strippergram

Damn damn damn.  Why did I have to go to a Catholic school!!!

We missed aout on all this good stuff, and, worse ended up with an A Level in Guilt!!

The current view of politicians regarding our soldiers.  (this gives us a clue as to why the armed forces are to small)

No, my fair cousin:If we are mark’d to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God’s will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.

My view of soldiering.  Old fashioned, yes, but I’m no apologist.

By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.

Current Army view of the Royal Navy & most of the RAF

Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not die in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.

Enjoy!

Good old Wells brewers, creators of Bombardier bitter have produced a fun englishness test.

St Crispin is 76% English apparently!

Hat tip to Daily Referendum.

For more beer humor, click here for the Spitfire series of non PC adverts!  I love them!

What to do when your wife wants you to do the chores!

The latest “In House” Magazine of the Royal Navy.

Not sure how this makes me look, but I treat all these things as being VERY innacurate & mostly fun!!

Hat tip to Daily Referendum for this.

The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com